Thursday, August 4, 2011

Lunch line

I remember my first ever lunch in a nuclear submarine. There were fifty blue-shirts (enlisted sailors) packed in a 2-foot wide by 7-foot tall passageway in the berthing area (the sleeping area) waiting in line for lunch. I arrived to the boat a few days ago and people looked at me like I was fresh meat.
"Do you want to see a grapefruit?", one guy asks.
"Mmm...no?"
"I have a HUGE left nut!", he suddenly got excited.
"...", I just stood there.
People were laughing as he unzipped his pants and scooped out this huge globe wrapped in wrinkly skin.
"The doctor said there's fluid build-up, that's why it's so huge" he explained.
Posted by Reuel at 2:52 AM
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14 comments:

  1. AllebannaAugust 4, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Ew. that was seriously disturbing! Even more disturbing... I was just finishing eating a grapefruit..

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  2. Sub Radar (Mike)August 4, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Wow, could he even walk straight?

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  3. gog magogAugust 4, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    yikes.
    go see a doctor immediately

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  4. MilkyAugust 4, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    Whuuut D:

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  5. mentats4meAugust 4, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    lol that's kind of funny.

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  6. How ToAugust 4, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    I think my eyes deceive me. Well played, sir.

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  7. Jacob McCannAugust 4, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    I wat'd so hard at this. I like your layout and style here , great writing. Keep it up, I'll be coming back for more. Cheers!

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  8. AnonymousAugust 4, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Great blog man; +follow to you 5/5

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  9. Ready to GrowAugust 4, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    wow...that's some story. that has never happened to me waiting in for lunch

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  10. Heaven.August 4, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Ugh.

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  11. RlxAugust 4, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    ugh...what..?

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  12. Jackson.kAugust 4, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    Lmao! WHAT?! made me laugh. XD

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  13. Godspeed2kAugust 4, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    im hungry for lunch now lol

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  14. Go VideoAugust 4, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    hilariously random. I had to read your other posts just to get a feel of what your blog is about. Usually you can tell with one post but this threw me for a loop lol.

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